K/CANTANKEROUS KEVIN Nov. 25/99 Karl Rigelhof

K/Cantankerous Kevin
Was/is in seventh heaven
Or was/is it the 3rd/4th/5th/6th/last/next level of/in hell
((Some days) (I/one/you) never can tell)

(Such) pretentious behavior
Goes/is (not/never) (un)appreciated
(Such) preposterous remarks/assumptions
Is (not) (in)appropriate(d)